As a frog I can say I am graced
And blessed with impeccable taste.

Have you ever seen
A shirtwaist so lean

And the baubles so perfectly placed?

My name is Allister Devereux
I’m full of sorrow, full of woe.

As a frog prince, I need a kiss.
I told the princess not to miss.

I puckered up and closed an eye.
She walked right by, I was denied.

Hello there my name is Lenore.
I go bird watching down by the shore.

It was a dreary night
And I had quite a fright.

So I ran and I said “never more!”

I am a cute North Pole reindeer.
If I’d only learned how to steer,

I’d guide Santa’s sleigh
But instead, I just stay.

When they get back, I pass out the beer.

My name is Willomina Noel.
I carry a very large bell.

When the cookies are ready,
I ring loud and steady

And Santa comes running like hell!

I’m Clementine Blitzen, a reindeer.
As a courser I am a fine steer.

Though I’m fast on the trails,
Santa only picks males

So at the North Pole I’m detained here.

My name is Lily Buttercup
And every night before I sup

I sing the babies lullabies,
Dry their tears, and wipe their eyes;

Then dine in peace and fill my cup
And pray to heavens they don’t wake up!

My name is Frederick Q Esquire.
I’ve decided it’s time to retire.

I’ll sail the great seas,
Having crumpets and teas

All before I expire.

My name is Felicia Fairchild.
For breakfast I eat food that’s quite mild.

The same is for lunch,
I don’t eat a bunch.

But for dinner I do go hog wild!

Spread holiday cheer with these adorable felt ornaments.
Custom-made and unique, they make wonderful gifts for friends, family, and special people in your life.

I’m Penelope VanderSqueak
And I like to play hide and seek.

But my friend gets called out
And it does make me pout

When he cheats and he just tries to peek.

Vi is a sweet cat school marm
Who undoubtedly has lots of charm.

She says to her kittens
“don’t lose your mittens.”

Have pie and you’ll come to no harm.

My name is Tippy Mint Julep.
My flower of choice is a tulip.

I sit by my flowers,
Could sit there for hours

As long as I have something to sip.

There once was a jolly old hound
Who went on the merry go round.

The ride was so fast,
It was a great task

When done, to not fall on the ground.

Hello there my name is Prim Lou
Was distracted while making a roux.

When my friends did come sup
Their teeth became stuck

In place of the milk I used glue!

Max Wellington Boots is my name
And at Christmas I play this fine game.

I gather stray dogs
To sing round the Yule log

And now the stray dogs are quite tame.

Sometimes I’m happy alone
Sipping tea and eating my scone.

In my little nook
With a good book

I wish I had silenced my phone.

My name is Oscar Von Drake.
I shoo away flies from my lake.

They come into my lair
Cause I think they might pair

Very well with my wine and my cake.

Tabby runs a “cats only” speak easy
Where she dresses unusually breezy.

The music is hoppin’.
The milk taps aren’t stoppin’.

And sometimes the cats come out queasy.

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